These pages are about the Performing Ferrets, originally from Maidstone, Kent (England). On this site, you'll find the detritus of their appalling career...in fact, everything you never wanted to know about this band.


Who could forget such classic hits as "Brow Beaten", "Develop That River" and whatever that other song was called. Who didn't rush down the Longplayer to buy the single.... the album..... those funny little badges Coich used to make? Spend long nights at the Bin dreaming of low down Mississippi women?


Current releases


See Discography for details of new releases in 2017 including

Performing Ferret Band LP

A new vinyl pressing our our 1981 album, together with extra bits.

Performing Ferrets 2017

No One Told Us


Relive the heady days of the Performing Ferrets with their 2008 album on the Hyped2Death label


No One Told Us