The Performing Ferrets, originally from Maidstone, Kent (England) celebrated their 30th anniversary on May 27th 2008, although the actual celebrations were deferred to August.

Who could forget such classic hits as "Brow Beaten", "Develop That River" and whatever that other song was called. Who didn't rush down the Longplayer to buy the single.... the album..... those funny little badges Coich used to make? Spend long nights at the Bin dreaming of low down Mississippi women?

On this site, you'll find the detritus of their appalling fact, everything you never wanted to know about this band.

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Relive the heady days of the Performing Ferrets with their 2008 album on the Hyped2Death label - click here for more detailsNo One Told Us